Me ! A feminist ? No way !

Alright girls ! What the fuck's up with that ?

- Oh ! I'm happy that I can vote, think for myself, have a job that pays me properly and live my life like I want to but no... I'm no feminist because they all are angry and hysterical lesbians !

But you sure are happy that feminist did the job for you, are you not ?

I must admit that coming out of an angry and hysterical lesbian like me, the credibility of this post will be diminished but I don't give a fuck ! Be proud and stop thinking of feminism in this stupid, idiotic and bogus way.

Feminism is about being strong, powerful and free, not about being hysterical men haters. So let's reclaim this title for what it really is and let's stop associate it with angry dykes.

"Feminism is the radical notion that women are people." -- Cheris Kramarae and Paula Treichler

But it's against nature !

Alright... I'm fed up with this fucking, stupid ass, wannabe knock down argument against dykes and fags. Sure, ok, if you insist, even though it's not, let's say that it is against nature to fall in love and have sex with your own gender. So fucking what ?

Here's a list of things that are against nature. So next time you feel the need of embarking onto a fucking crusade against things that are against nature... Pick one of them instead and leave me the fuck alone :

• Killing a fly is against nature.
• Drinking milk from a fucking cow is against nature.
• Antibiotics are, by definition, against nature.
• Smoking cigarettes or any thing that you can smoke is against nature.
• Burning up oil like crazy, starving apes is against nature.
• Pouring poisonous herbicides/insecticides every where is against nature.
• Eyeglasses are against nature.
• Every single modes of transportation that are not your legs are against nature.
• Every thing that you do that decreases the amount of entropy that surrounds you is against nature... So stop cleaning up your fucking house and start living in the shit hole you deserve to be living in !
  

Things that straight guys have to stop saying to lesbians

Alright, this is for the guys !

Even though I'm a feminist lesbian, I love you guys, I'm no man hater. But you need to stop asking stupid ass questions and stop saying moronic cliché things sometimes. Here are a few quotes that, if ever it would cross your mind to say... Just shut up and get a beer or something instead !

• A night with me and you'll never go back.
• It's because you haven't found the right man.
• What can 2 girls do anyways ?
• You use strap-ons ?
• You must of had bad relationships when you were young. Did some men hurt you ?
• How can another girl protect you ?
• Which one of you is the "man" in your relationships ?