Monday, December 31, 2007

Why I like Ramtha

Ramtha's School Of Enlightenment is not a very well known cult among the popular culture, but I still think that it's a very interesting one. The lead figure of this religion is a lady called Judith Darlene Hampton that renamed herself with a "gansta-rap" sounding nickname : J.Z. Knight. I am very attacked to this women. Even though she is now in her early 60's, she still radiates with this remarkable aura of sensual wisdom.


This lady channels an ancient entity called Ramtha. Exactly as in the block-buster movie, Ghost, she lets the spirit of a dead guy use her body to transmit his message. Ramtha is a 35 000 years old Lemurian Warrior that, of course, knows every single thing there is to know about the fucking universe.

What I like about this cult is its abusive, dishonest and bogus use of scientific jargon to brainwash people into the movement. This cult feeds on the public general misunderstanding or ignorance of certain mysterious aspect of quantum mechanics and neurology, then twists everything up to make it sounds as if they are actually teaching some valid science. The movie What The Bleep Do We Know, produced by members of the cult, is a very good example of that if you want to see for yourself on how these lame fucking morons misuse science to serve their interest. Don't be fooled, that movie is not the documentary it appears to be at first glance, it is nothing more than a very well done and flashy pseudo-scientific infomercial promoting the cult.

Why I Love Raël

Out of every cults that thrives on the surface of this planet, Raël is the one that I like the most. Unlike the Church Of Scientology, Raël is a gutsy out-of-the-closet charlatan that is not afraid to appear in public in his 70's sci-fi suit and preach his non-sense in front of a crowd of non-believers. Is goal is to show himself off to his followers, he's usually willing to do interviews and appear in popular tv talk shows as long as every body refers to him as His Holiness. How can you not love that guy ? And how can't you admire his "rationalist" speech on The Blasphemy Challenge ?

He is clever, articulated, he has a friendly face that you just want to kiss and seems to really be a genuine and polite gentle man.

Unlike Scientologists, Raëlians are not seduced by some complicated and well elaborated scam. Sex is what drives this cult. Sexy chicks that shakes their tits in the back of luxurious sports cars is all is required to brainwash people into this cult. The oldest trick in religious/cults book is Love Bombing, and this is their main technique of seduction. Add a bit of "Sex Bombing" and we're up for a very good show.

Something that is very cool about Raël is the Elohim Embassy that they want to establish in the war thorned and unrealistic location of Jerusalem. Raël knows that he will never be able to pull it off and he is very happy about that.

To be continued...

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Why I like Scientology

The Church Of Scientology is all about PR and self image. With fancy and luxurious facilities like the Celebrity Center, this organization is run like a multinational and it's protected like one to. With aggressive law suits against people who dare to show them in a bad light and strict codes that they never fail to apply when they have the faintest shadow of a doubt that someone might be a potential enemy or a suppressive person like they call them.

Be very careful about what you say when it comes to these fucking delusional maniacs, because they will not hesitate to harass you if you dare say that they are brainwashed space monkeys that believe in bad science fiction written by a bad pulp fiction author. Freedom of speech is not one of their concerns. Well actually, yes it is, but only if it serves their interests. They don't give a rat's ass about your freedom of speech.

What I really love about these ass holes is the vocabulary they use. They have a whole dictionary of jargon that really just sounds good. They also have very cool sounding satellite organizations like : The Sea Org, Narconon, Oxford Capacity Analysis, Church of Spiritual Technology, Psychiatry: An Industry of Death and so on... All of this clever talk make it impossible for laymen to understand them : These wogs are squirling the techs, let's fair game them !

What is also very charming about these vomit bags is the way in which they manage to fool you and make you adhere into their belief system. Like a good fuck, they start you slowly but firmly and then finishes you off with scratches every where and a bruised up ass.

At first, you pass their free personality test. Which is exactly the same thing as these cheap tests that you can also find for free everywhere over the internet. After filling your profile with all the info they acquired from the test they ship you into auditing. At first auditing is nothing more than a cheesy ass therapy that makes you feel good when you go through it simply because you've talked about personal things that you just don't usually talk about. So when they got you really hooked up in thinking "Wow this shit works" and after sucking plentifully on your wallet, they let pour down on you the biggest avalanche of bullshit ever imagined. You learn about Xenu and then you are fucked. You start jumping on Oprah's couch and publicly state that you believe that psychiatry is the number one source of Evil in this universe.

Their techniques are very elaborated and very well executed... You can only admire these pathetic fucks.

Things that straight guys have to stop saying to lesbians

Alright, this is for the guys !

Even though I'm a feminist lesbian, I love you guys, I'm no man hater. But you need to stop asking stupid ass questions and stop saying moronic cliché things sometimes. Here are a few quotes that, if ever it would cross your mind to say... Just shut up and get a beer or something instead !

  • A night with me and you'll never go back.
  • It's because you haven't found the right man.
  • What can 2 girls do anyways ?
  • You use strap-ons ?
  • You must of had bad relationships when you were young. Did some men hurt you ?
  • How can another girl protect you ?
  • Which one of you is the "man" in your relationships ?

Freedom Of Speech vs Respect !

Of course, respect is something that should be valued. But I believe that Freedom Of Speech outshines Respect by a 100 order of magnitudes.

If you are a racist, sexist, misogynistic, homophobe fuck face. Then I want to know that you assholes exists. And I want you to tell me right up my fucking face. Post your shit on YouTube or where ever, let the world know what you think ! Or better yet, post your hateful, caveman thoughts right here in the comments of this blog... No where on any of my blogs will comments be moderated in any kind of way and it's open to every one to insult or compliment me.

For example :

I think that if you believe in ghosts, astrology, God, numerology, taro, dowsing, Mary fucking Poppins etc... Then you are fucking delusional and I don't fucking respect what you believe in and I'll tell you right up front if we are discussing it. I won't fake to respect what you believe in. So don't you come crying your ass off that I am so disrespectful about what other people think if we are having a conversation about it.

If I don't respect you or if you don't respect me, I will not see it as an obstacle and I will continue to talk to you. At least... we will know that we both exist.